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Andy Goldsworthy’s art

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This one’s for the fangirls and boys:

saynotodrugsyestotacos:

durnesque-esque:

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YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE!

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NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY!

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this is literally the best thing 

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richardalperts:

ah you’re watching star trek? i love that show. the way they just [clenches fist] trek all those frickin stars

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dennys:

heavyset330:

Oh…. My….God! #RedVelvetMilkshake at #Dennys is DELICIOUS! #RedVelvet #FatKid #Milkshake (at Denny’s)

'Cause the food is on my plate, plate, plate, plate, plate
And the taters came out great, great, great, great, great
Baby, I’m drinkin’ a shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
My shake and straw, My shake and straw

dennys:

heavyset330:

Oh…. My….God! #RedVelvetMilkshake at #Dennys is DELICIOUS! #RedVelvet #FatKid #Milkshake (at Denny’s)

'Cause the food is on my plate, plate, plate, plate, plate

And the taters came out great, great, great, great, great

Baby, I’m drinkin’ a shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

My shake and straw, My shake and straw

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  • Mom: Hey, have you ever tried Amaretto?
  • Me: Um, I don't think so...
  • Mom: Here!
  • [pours me a shot]
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: You can shoot it or sip it.
  • Me: I think I'll si-
  • Mom: or you can shoot it and I'll pour you another one to sip.
  • Me: ...[shoots]
  • [pours]
  • [sipping]
  • Mom: Naw, just shoot that one too.
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vivianvivisection:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

Marvel writers sweat intensely

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Maybe before but not  a n y m o r e

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rodeowearden:

"So how are we going to demonstrate the potential of our new steady-hold technology?"
"… …. …Well, we have the disco floor over in the corner…" 

rodeowearden:

"So how are we going to demonstrate the potential of our new steady-hold technology?"

"… …. …Well, we have the disco floor over in the corner…" 

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